• Flying Squid
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    1089 months ago

    These idiots are so convinced that merely touching fentanyl will make them collapse that it actually happens to them.

    If fentanyl was that strong, people would buy one bag and it would last for like a year.

    • @[email protected]
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      579 months ago

      Just so we’re clear, those cops were tested after that ordeal and had absolutely zero fentanyl in their system.

        • Flying Squid
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          159 months ago

          True, but fentanyl is generally not. They do make fentanyl patches, but casual exposure, like a cop touching a tiny bit of fentanyl, will not result in fentanyl being absorbed.

        • @[email protected]
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          49 months ago

          That’s just because you don’t know how to make it, and they are selling it to you a few drops at a time. I believe the ingredients are actually pretty cheap. Chemistry students make it.

          • @[email protected]
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            109 months ago

            Sell a man some LSD and he trips for a day. Teach a man to make LSD and he trips for a lifetime!

          • ivanafterall
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            99 months ago

            Yeah, right. I don’t believe you. HOW would they do that? What steps could they possibly take!? What ingredients would they need and where would they even get them!?

            • @[email protected]
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              49 months ago

              We need details, dammit.

              More seriously, a friend of mine was a chem student, and he says pretty much every one of his classmates knows how to run off 2 liters of LSD. Which should be enough to send every horse on the planet straight to the moon.

              • circuscritic
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                59 months ago

                Maybe LSA, but probably not LSD.

                Synthesizing the drug isn’t the issue, as long as you have the right equipment and knowledge. The difficult part is getting the correct precursor chemicals.

            • @[email protected]
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              19 months ago

              I mean, step one: acquire the precursors. Step two: take organic chemistry 1; then organic chemistry 2; perhaps something strange like p chem, or environmental chem or chemical instrumentation; ask the professor between classes how to make it; take another class like drug discovery and design, or advanced organic chemistry…

              Step three: make the good stuff.

              • @[email protected]
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                9 months ago

                I am not recommending that anyone do this but you don’t need anything more advanced than Orgo 2. The issue isn’t making the compound, at least once you have the precursors, it’s ensuring that it’s not contaminated with other products in a way that harms or kills you. It’s not enough to get any yield, you need a safe yield.

                • @[email protected]
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                  29 months ago

                  That was the joke. You technically don’t even need the ochems if you just ask the professor like I said. We’re trying to lead kids down the dark road of the chemistry cult.

      • circuscritic
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        109 months ago

        Not quite. Drugs that can be absorbed through the skin, well, they get absorbed.

        It’s not an infinite drugs glitch, just like powdered Fentanyl can’t be absorbed through the skin.

    • @[email protected]
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      209 months ago

      Yeah… I am sure there are some idiots who believe in the horrors of fentanyl.

      The reality is it is a catch all to excuse all the other drugs in their systems. If someone notices a cop is clearly amped up on amphetamines then the reality is that someone in the tri-state area had a single particle of fentanyl on them and THAT is why the cop who just killed four people is alternating between growling and crying while looking even sweatier than alex jones.

        • @[email protected]
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          29 months ago

          Fentanyl does whatever you want it to baby. Just so long as that involves beating your wife and kids when there isn’t a black kid nearby.

          Fentanyl itself is an opiod so it is a downer. But fentanyl, as reported by the media and embraced by cops, is a magic wonderdrug where a single particle in a hundred mile radius will instantly infect every cop through enough PPE that they could survive a zombie infestation and make them do whatever crazy shit they got caught doing.