• SuperDuper
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      949 months ago

      “No need to worry, citizen! We have once again successfully avoided a recession by changing how a recession is defined!”

    • @[email protected]
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      239 months ago

      What do you mean? Corporate profits are higher than they’ve ever been!

      /s in case that wasn’t obvious

    • @[email protected]
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      179 months ago

      Planet earth’s been on the verge of a recession since 4bya. Various economists have been able to predict a recession every year since the term was invented. Stay safe

      • SuperDuper
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        309 months ago

        Michael Burry has successfully predicted 92 of the last 3 recessions.

    • @[email protected]
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      39 months ago

      I like how i said the same thing but got downvoted lol. What is the matter with this place?