And instead changing the time work and other things happens depending on where you are. Would be easier to arrange meetings across the globe. Same thing applies to summertime. You may start work earlier if you want, but dont change the clocks!

  • @[email protected]
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    9 months ago

    So You Want To Abolish Time Zones

    In a nutshell:

    Before abolishing time zones:

    I want to call my Uncle Steve in Melbourne. What time is it there?

    Google tells me it is currently 4:25am there.

    It’s probably best not to call right now.


    After abolishing time zones:

    I want to call my Uncle Steve in Melbourne. What time is it there?

    It is 04:25 (“four twenty-five”) there, same as it is here.

    Does that mean I can call him?

    I don’t know.

      • @[email protected]
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        419 months ago

        Yeah it’s too bad that we can’t have the convenience of both, right?

        Hey, wait a minute…

        • Captain Janeway
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          49 months ago

          Yeah but in your example, you wouldn’t need to look anything up either. You’re presumably very familiar with the offset of your time to their time? You’d also become familiar with their “universal time” versus your time. You’d just know what hours they’d be awake and asleep because you will have done the translation a few times.

          In addition, I - personally - would find it easier to memorize times in a single system: e.g. remembering that people in China are awake from 9pm to 8am is easier for me to remember. I typically already do this in my own head. I’ll convert times to my own local time and then memorize that. Do other people not do that? I find it much easier to look at my own clock and know if I can reach out to someone internationally.

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              29 months ago

              It’s not that different. But you’re mentally mapping a UTC offset to your local time as well? Doesn’t that mean you have to do something like:

              1. Does this time work for me? (Map offset to my time)
              2. Does this time work for them? (Map offset to their time)

              Genuine question here. Seems like you’re doing twice the time-conversions when using UTC.

      • @[email protected]
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        149 months ago

        Whether you realise it or not, there are two hours you are using here. Your local time that you suppose is automatically converted in your brain, and the international time that you can already use and is called UTC.

        Learn to use UTC, problem solved.

        Why do you want to create problems when there is a solution already?

          • @[email protected]
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            39 months ago

            That time means nothing anymore. Time is something real, not a mere number that’s irrelevant to reality. Midday is the middle of the day and the zenith of the sun, or close enough. Midnight is the middle of the night. Etc. It doesn’t need to be exact, but it needs to mean something. In France for example 4PM is the name of the snack you eat that this time.

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                59 months ago

                Language is also a social construct.

                So, let’s put it this way. Let’s say you have this nonsensical idea of a unique timezone for the planet. We’ll base it on UTC for simplicity.

                You are in new York. It’s 1000. For you in new York, it’s the middle of night. You’ll wake up in a few hours. Your day usually goes about with wake up and work around 1400, lunch around 1800, end of work around 2200, sleep around 600. You can live you life with that. It’s merely a social construct. It’s completely stupid as a construct because it’s not setup for your actual day. The 0 means absolutely nothing. The 12 and the 24 neither. Why have a 24 hours clock for this? But a decimal clock would do nothing more.

                Now you need to work with someone in the UK. Can you talk to him right now? Who knows? You need to ask Internet about the time delay between where you live and where he lives. You learn it’s +6. Or -6. Who cares. Now you juggle with 2 times at your work: your usual one, and your colleague one. Congrats, you made a timezone again. When you need to know when he starts work, you do the maths : 1400-600=800. He must starts at 800, unless there’s some cultural differences.

                Now what you call 1800 is called 1200 for him. You made the same concept, the lunch time, have a different name depending on where you live, and that is after the translation.

                Why even have a time at this point. It’s more confusing than anything. Let’s just have minutes.

                You’ll have wakeup +200 for example. At wakeup +400, it’s midday. Midday +400 is the break. Break+400 is dinner. Dinner +400 is sleepy time. Now that would be much more sensible than your unified clock. There would still be problem with timezones interaction.

                But there’s nothing to do about timezones. It’s and effect of the spherical earth and general relativity. In physics, there is a clock for each and every position, and a delay between each. Most of the time it doesn’t matter, so you use your local time. But when it does, you do timezones. Because that’s how the world physically works.

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                49 months ago

                Timezones exist because that’s how time make sense everywhere.

                Je joke works because the earth is a sphere btw. It’s not a joke, it’s a fact. That’s the whole point.

                • @[email protected]
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                  29 months ago

                  No, timezones don’t make sense everywhere, you clearly have not lived on the edge of timezones where the shift from what would be local time is notable.

    • @[email protected]
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      189 months ago

      In one of these stories you used Google and in the other you didn’t. Both of these problems are solveable with Google

    • r00ty
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      179 months ago

      We could all just cover our windows, take Vitamin D supplements and actually all live on the UTC timezone.

      • @[email protected]
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        99 months ago

        And let the brits enjoy UTC+0 like nothing happened while the rest of the word scrambles to adapt to the new time system? This is tyranny! I demand a new system where my region is the one with UTC+0 instead!

        • @[email protected]
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          49 months ago

          Have UTC+0 run horizontally, instead.
          And increase its width to run from +80° to -80°.
          Squeeze the rest of the timezones into the poles

        • r00ty
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          19 months ago

          No! In summer time we’d be a whole hour out of our natural time! It would be too much to handle.

      • @zipzoopaboop
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        59 months ago

        You still need to convert in your head to “decide if usually awake at this time”. This solves nothing. Plus what if they’re somewhere unfamiliar on a trip?

        Meanwhile stuff like world time buddy or other locations on clocks are very accessible tools

        • @[email protected]
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          39 months ago

          The joke is that the whole world could go to sleep/wake up/work at the exact same time, day or night.

      • @[email protected]
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        19 months ago

        I lived in a tiny apartment with a streetlamp just outside my only window. Even with blackout curtains that room had no day/night cycle. I’m still trying to get back on a normal day/night cycle, fifteen years later.

        So, that’s another method you could try.

    • @[email protected]
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      119 months ago

      Google tells me people are usually awake at 20:25 there.

      Problem solved. This actually makes it problem simpler. With different time zones:

      1. Get local time.
      2. Convert to target time.
      3. Decide if your uncle is usually awake at the target time.

      With one time zone:

      1. Get time.
      2. Decide if your uncle is usually awake at that time.
    • Turun
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      79 months ago

      I am too late. I knew this would be the top post, even though the arguments brought forth in the blog post are utterly stupid. I would even go so far as to say their arguments are presented in bad faith, because I refuse to believe the author actually thinks that’s how it would go. (They have some seriously awesome posts, I most highly recommend https://qntm.org/mmacevedo)

      With time zones:
      you Google what the timzone offset is (aka at which point in your local timezone the sun rises over there). Considering this sunrise time you then have to make a judgement if your uncle would be awake now.

      Without times zones: you Google at which time the sun rises over there. Considering this sunrise time you then have to make a judgement if your uncle would be awake now.

      It’s literally the same process.

      • Ech
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        119 months ago

        Ah yes, sunrise. That things that never ever changes depending on the time of year or location on the planet. Very dependable and memorizable thing, the sunrise.

        • @[email protected]
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          29 months ago

          Yeah, which makes the points, it’s non trivial to know when to contact people with timezones anyways. The time zone only adds more complexity.

          • @[email protected]
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            49 months ago

            I think the point is that people’s routine isn’t tied to sunrise. For example, in the summertime I start work about 4 hours after sunrise, and in the winter I start work 20mins after sunrise. The difference would actually be more dramatic without daylight savings With timezones and modern internet you don’t need to look up the offset at all, you just look up the current time in that zone and decide if that’s an appropriate time to call. Speaking as someone who deals with timezones a fair bit, both in work and personal life. And as someone who understands the headache of dealing with them in international computer systems, the time zone system is a very nice compromise. Though daylight savings need to die

            • @[email protected]
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              29 months ago

              If your start time has a 4 hour swing, how could you just look up your local time and make a choice to call?

        • Turun
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          Very dependable and memorizable thing, the sunrise.

          Uh, yeah? Because it defines your circadian rhythm?

          Ah yes, clock time. That things that never ever changes depending on the time of year or location on the planet. Very dependable and memorizable thing, the clock time.

          The arguments are exactly the same. It basically boils down to the philosophy if you want the daily life to be controlled by clocks or by the natural sleep/wake cycle of the body.
          Some prefer by the clock, because it provides a fixed constant, even if it may run counter to our very nature. You very well may prefer that. Others argue for a more natural sleep cycle, especially when it comes to school for example. Complaints about work starting too early are not exactly rare either.

          • Ech
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            29 months ago

            Some prefer by the clock, because it provides a fixed constant

            Huh, you know what? I think you’re right.

    • @[email protected]
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      19 months ago

      Just coordinate via asynchronous communication to schedule a time. It’s not 1935.

      You: “hey uncle text me when it would be a good time to have a call”

      6 hours later

      Uncle: “hey i just got up, lets have a call at 4:50”

      You: “thats a bid late for me, im in bed by 4:00, what about 3:30?”

      Uncle: “sure sounds great”

      No one needed to know anything about when people wake up, where on earth they live, etc.