No. I’ve tried prostate massage, and it does absolutely nothing for me. It’s not painful, but it’s also not enjoyable; it mostly just feels mildly awkward. I genuinely do not see what gay men get out of it on the receiving end.

The idea that all men likes it, and men that don’t like it just haven’t tried it correctly yet is just… Dumb. Like, it’s a level of stupid that’s on the order of insisting that lesbians just haven’t had the right dick yet.