• @[email protected]
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    210 months ago

    Upgrading your life is not eating instant noodles in general, old man.

    I came here for depraved food snacks!

    • NoIWontPickaName
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      310 months ago

      Get a bag of bagged chili, soak ramen in hot water until it gets hot without the seasoning pack, heat up the chili in a sink full of hot water, crunch up some Cheetos into powder, wrap it all up in a cold tortilla, add bagged jalapeños.

      Take the Oreos and crush them, mix with just enough water to make a really thick dough, roll in hot cocoa mix

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      110 months ago

      Put a half cup each of Nutella, peanut butter and marshmallow fluff in a bowl and nuclear oven for ten seconds.

      Give it a rough mix and go to town.