• Flying Squid
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    409 months ago

    I say we convince them society is collapsing, let them hide in their bunkers, wait for the flaming moat fuel to run out, then wall them in.

    • @[email protected]
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      319 months ago

      No need for a wall, just grade over it all with some bulldozers, plant some trees, and make a park where my dog can have a nice place to shit while I read a book.

      • Flying Squid
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        99 months ago

        I don’t know… do you want to risk them finding a way to dig themselves out?

        • @[email protected]
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          119 months ago

          Pour concrete down the ventilation shafts before making the park. They won’t realize what’s happened until they’re too oxygen deprived to do anything except panic for a few minutes and then asphyxiate.

        • @[email protected]
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          89 months ago

          How? There will be no working class down there to wipe their arsses for them, never mind dig for them.

          • Flying Squid
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            49 months ago

            Doesn’t hurt to make sure. You put the soil over the wall and still have a very nice park.

            Anyway, don’t you think it’s about time we did the real-life version of The Cask of Amontillado?