@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year agoDon’t be that guyi.imgur.commessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up11.02K
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minus-squareHyphlosionlinkfedilink1•edit-21 year ago@jmanjones •When Chuck Norris jumps in the river, he doesn’t get wet. The river gets Chuck Norris’d! •If you spell ‘C-H-U-C-K-N-O-R-R-I-S’ in Scrabble, you win! Forever. •When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he’s actually pushing Earth down.
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•When Chuck Norris jumps in the river, he doesn’t get wet. The river gets Chuck Norris’d!
•If you spell ‘C-H-U-C-K-N-O-R-R-I-S’ in Scrabble, you win! Forever.
•When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he’s actually pushing Earth down.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.