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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink24•10 months agoYou’re saying if I have an unconscious superman, and I wear him as a backpack, I can rob banks?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•10 months agoOnly one way to find out! Now, how do I knock Superman unconscious?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•10 months agoCanonically Superman s 6’3” tall and weighs 235 lbs, so if you’re able to wear able to wear that as a backpack, hats off to you bud.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•10 months agoI get some of his powers when he’s close to me, so it’ll be easier to carry him.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•10 months agoYou don’t need to be superman to rob a bank tho
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetlinkfedilinkEnglish4•10 months agoTrue, but it would be much easier if you were.
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You’re saying if I have an unconscious superman, and I wear him as a backpack, I can rob banks?
Only one way to find out! Now, how do I knock Superman unconscious?
Kyrptonite and chloroform
Kryptoform
Canonically Superman s 6’3” tall and weighs 235 lbs, so if you’re able to wear able to wear that as a backpack, hats off to you bud.
I get some of his powers when he’s close to me, so it’ll be easier to carry him.
You don’t need to be superman to rob a bank tho
True, but it would be much easier if you were.