He keeps it clenched shut at ALL times in case one of those GAYS gets the drop on him. He can shoot the back holstered gun to blow their cock clean off before it gets too close to his precious hole.
That’s the gun holding his pants up. It’s like a keystone… pull it out and the those pants will be around his ankles before he knew what hit him. Just slide right down over his diminished gluteals.
Are we going to ignore the 30 keys? I own 3 cars but don’t carry a key to the third one on a regular basis as it’s undergoing some extended maintenance. It’s got to be slightly exhausting to carry 20 extra lbs of crap on your waist.
Guns = 3, Ass = 0
That’s some negative ass if I’ve ever seen one. The man is owed some ass.
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He keeps it clenched shut at ALL times in case one of those GAYS gets the drop on him. He can shoot the back holstered gun to blow their cock clean off before it gets too close to his precious hole.
3 you can see, I would bet he’s also wearing at least one ankle holster.
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That’s the gun holding his pants up. It’s like a keystone… pull it out and the those pants will be around his ankles before he knew what hit him. Just slide right down over his diminished gluteals.
Keygun.
I guarantee you such a thing exists.
Edit: Yep.
That’s what’s known as a “responsible gun owner.”
Are we going to ignore the 30 keys? I own 3 cars but don’t carry a key to the third one on a regular basis as it’s undergoing some extended maintenance. It’s got to be slightly exhausting to carry 20 extra lbs of crap on your waist.
Yeah and those keys.