• Ignotum
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      508 months ago

      Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain

      Maybe we’d start looking at pictures of food to get “in the mood” before brushing… food porn

      • @[email protected]
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        48 months ago

        Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.

        And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.

      • @[email protected]
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        28 months ago

        There wouldn’t be all the crevices we have now, though. Plus, I feel like a soft surface would hold on to scraps less tightly. Hell, you’d probably be fine using just mouthwash.

    • z500
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      118 months ago

      Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

      • @[email protected]
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        138 months ago

        So I can’t eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I’d go for it.

      • @CbtB
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        78 months ago

        Making out would be amazing!