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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish108•8 months agoThis is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen.
minus-squaresynae[he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish5•8 months agoI had to use a microscope to see it, but I also saw what was done there
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish45•8 months agoThat looks to be a cello or bass… Violins would have a chin rest.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink35•8 months agoThe bow is also on the wrong side of the bridge. Though now that I think of it, that might produce an even higher sound like you would expect of a microscopic violin?
minus-squareNate CoxlinkfedilinkEnglish35•8 months agoHe’s not even holding the bow at the frog. I’m beginning to question if he even knows how to play the violin.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink24•8 months agoLook, he’s trying, ok? He only started learning last week and it’s an instrument made for a completely different physiology!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•8 months agoWith all the legs and fingery things, I feel like tardigrades would probably be better at playing the world’s smallest clarinet.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•edit-28 months agoI think he’d do a superb job with @FlyingSquid’s trombone, too. I mean, just look at him.
minus-squareBilliamlinkfedilink14•8 months agoIf you’re such a critic, you try teaching a tardigrade how to play a stringed instrument then.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•8 months agoI’d like to subscribe to your tardigrade facts newsletter, please.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink28•8 months agoThat’s for a human grade violin. This is tardi grade.
minus-squarethemeatbridgelinkfedilink12•edit-28 months agoI tried zooming in on the headstock to see which direction the tuners point, but the image is all fucky. On the shoulders alone, I’d say it’s probably a cello although there are basses with round shoulders.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•8 months agoUnless of course it’s made for a tardigrade which, like Donald Trump Jr, doesn’t have a chin to make a chin rest at all useful.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink23•8 months agoWow, that must be a really, really tiny violin. Where can you even get that?!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink11•8 months agoI got mine at Instruments by the Nanometer in Copenhagen!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•8 months agoWell there’s clearly a tardigrade conspiracy here that you’re trying to cover up.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish17•8 months agoOriginal source - https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/micrograph-of-a-water-bear-royalty-free-image/152415975
This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen.
It’s actually quite small.
I see what you did there
I had to use a microscope to see it, but I also saw what was done there
It’s bigger than my dick.
The greatness/size ratio is off the charts!
That looks to be a cello or bass… Violins would have a chin rest.
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The bow is also on the wrong side of the bridge. Though now that I think of it, that might produce an even higher sound like you would expect of a microscopic violin?
He’s not even holding the bow at the frog. I’m beginning to question if he even knows how to play the violin.
Look, he’s trying, ok? He only started learning last week and it’s an instrument made for a completely different physiology!
With all the legs and fingery things, I feel like tardigrades would probably be better at playing the world’s smallest clarinet.
I think he’d do a superb job with @FlyingSquid’s trombone, too.
I mean, just look at him.
If you’re such a critic, you try teaching a tardigrade how to play a stringed instrument then.
I’d like to subscribe to your tardigrade facts newsletter, please.
That’s for a human grade violin. This is tardi grade.
I tried zooming in on the headstock to see which direction the tuners point, but the image is all fucky.
On the shoulders alone, I’d say it’s probably a cello although there are basses with round shoulders.
does he not look well rested to you
Unless of course it’s made for a tardigrade which, like Donald Trump Jr, doesn’t have a chin to make a chin rest at all useful.
Wow, that must be a really, really tiny violin. Where can you even get that?!
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I got mine at Instruments by the Nanometer in Copenhagen!
The one in Nørrebro or Valby?
The new one by Ørstedsparken
Well there’s clearly a tardigrade conspiracy here that you’re trying to cover up.
A real Grade T conspiracy
Micronesia
Original source - https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/micrograph-of-a-water-bear-royalty-free-image/152415975
“Yoink!”
Now THIS is a meme pic!