@[email protected] to Mildly [email protected] • 6 months agoGot a brand new shopping cart at Walmartlemmy.worldmessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1349file-text
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink23•6 months agoOPs reaction is how I envision my parents reacted to my birth: “Oh she’s so shiny and new and still has the packaging on! She’s so smooth and quiet!” Little did they know the busted, loud, dirty ho I would one day become.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•6 months agoMy parents would say: “oh, you were so cute. [pause] What happened?”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•edit-26 months agoPsh, Imma say you grew up to be even cuter!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•6 months ago<3 Very kind for someone who never met or even saw me. :)
OPs reaction is how I envision my parents reacted to my birth:
“Oh she’s so shiny and new and still has the packaging on! She’s so smooth and quiet!”
Little did they know the busted, loud, dirty ho I would one day become.
My parents would say: “oh, you were so cute. [pause] What happened?”
Psh, Imma say you grew up to be even cuter!
<3
Very kind for someone who never met or even saw me. :)