• tygerprints
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    128 months ago

    Hmmm. I WASN’T attracted to plates until I saw this post. I wonder what would happen if I touched it with my penis.

    Waiter: Sir please don’t do that in here, this is Chucky Cheese.

    Me: Then why aren’t there signs saying not to do it.

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        38 months ago

        I’m the person who, when they say the plate is hot, I always have to grab it to find out for myself. I don’t think my chances for immortality are too good.