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They are almost indestructible, so no collection needed.
Just like my enthusiasm to discuss breakfast cereals with you
Just like my enthusiasm to talk to you about the Lord of the Rings
😉 We have plenty to discuss so ☺️
So do you like mushrooms?
That depends 😉
Frodo called Farmer Maggot’s wife a queen for giving him mushrooms
Sadly, not growing mushrooms, I won’t be anyone’s Queen so…
You can be your own queen and your crocs can be your Cinderella shoes!
I want to see you in a sexy yellow dress with those bad crocs
Hmmm… I don’t think I own a yellow dress… boo