PugJesus@kbin.social to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoCryptid comparisonmedia.kbin.socialimagemessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up1578
arrow-up1578imageCryptid comparisonmedia.kbin.socialPugJesus@kbin.social to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square65fedilink
minus-squareRamblingPandalinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-21 year agoI’VE SEEN ONE ONCE, IT WAS TERRIFYING! IT WAS ALL “bibedi bobedi” AND WANTED ME TO EAT PIZZA!
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoJust wear pineapple around your neck, you’ll be fine. Unless the specific cryptid is attractive. Which they are. Then you will be the one chasing them around begging then to make you pizza. Its a weird power they have.
I’VE SEEN ONE ONCE, IT WAS TERRIFYING! IT WAS ALL “bibedi bobedi” AND WANTED ME TO EAT PIZZA!
Just wear pineapple around your neck, you’ll be fine.
Unless the specific cryptid is attractive. Which they are. Then you will be the one chasing them around begging then to make you pizza. Its a weird power they have.