@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 8 months agoDoor mat subscription is $29.99 per monthlemmy.worldmessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1797
arrow-up1797imageDoor mat subscription is $29.99 per monthlemmy.world@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 8 months agomessage-square57fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•8 months agoThat’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•8 months agoTry growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
minus-squareGhostalmedialinkfedilinkEnglish3•8 months agoThen $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.
5$ of mesh is an option.
<2$ of large keyring is an option
Stealing a doormat is also an option.
That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
So steal near a friends house.
Or don’t be a piece of shit
Not an option, sorry :p
Try growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
Then $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.