[TL/DR: I got my salad tossed for the first time after getting the best deep tissue massage that I’ve ever had]

-= Long Story =-

I am still buzzing with euphoria from what was hands down my most amazing AMP experience yet. I can not fucking believe that I stumbled on this place, and the most amazing woman who works there, my new ATF.

A little background: I got my first happy ending massage in 2021, and I’ve been about 15 times since then. I try not to go too often mostly because its an expensive hobby, but also because most of my experiences have been just meh. I can’t say that any of my AMP experiences were 10/10. I don’t get FS, and I do look for places that give quality massages along with happy endings. Every time I find a promising place, there is always something that is missing and I’m always hoping to find that unicorn…today I found her.

The AMP is on a busy street with numerous massage parlors. Possibly one of the highest concentrations of AMPs in the state (WA)- there are probably a dozen within a couple of miles. I’ve been to a few, none of them anything special. I went out in the pouring rain yesterday to check one out but they were busy and I didn’t have enough time to wait. On my way back home I spotted a location that I hadn’t noticed before, in a clean looking residential house. This location is not on RM or any of the other sites I use for research. Many of the AMPs on this road look like shit from the outside, and this new place looked maybe a little too clean- I thought it might not be an AMP. Other than the neon “open” sign in the window, it didn’t have any of the other generic shit that all of the other AMPs have in the windows. I called the number to see what I could find out, and the phone answered by a woman with heavy Asian accent (good sign)…she told me that one hour was $60 and that they were open until 10 pm (more good signs). I could not find any reviews or mentions of this place but decided to try it anyway…boy I’m glad I did.

I went back out there today to see what was going on at this place and was greeted at the door by YUMI a cute 40-something Asian with very friendly personality and nice curves. The AMP is in an older residential home, and is spotless inside and out. She took me into one of the small bedrooms and collected the house fee. She asked if this was my first time and I told her it was my first time at her spa with a little wink. She told me that I had come to a very special place, and instructed me to get comfortable and not to be shy (another good sign).

I stripped down and got on the table laying on my chest. Yumi came back in a moment later and turned the lights down low. She started rubbing my back and asked if I wanted a hard or soft massage, and I told her I enjoyed a hard massage. We had some pleasant conversation getting to know each other a little while she massaged my shoulders, and then she started really working me targeting all my tight and sore spots. Honestly, it was one of the best massages that I have ever had. When you say hard massage some of these ladies beat you up with elbows and knees, but Yumi was skillful with her pressure and pain. I think she enjoyed working on me, telling me that I was a good client and that I knew how to ‘take it’ when she was working on my knots. She wasn’t rough, but very firm and massaged and twisted me from head to toes. The massage felt great on my sore body, but there wasn’t much teasing and I still wasn’t 100% sure if there would be anything else on the menu. After about 30 minutes of this she said “ok you’ve had enough, now time to relax a little”.

She poured a little warm oil on my back and started massaging very gently now, lightly stroking my shoulders, back, butt and thighs with her fingers. It felt great after the hard massage and I completely relaxed and started to melt into the table. Then the teasing started…first her fingers roamed on the inside of my thighs a little and then wondered up around my butt and down the crack over the balls and barely touching my shaft. After a few moments of this innocent teasing she asked quietly “ok to touch?” to which I replied “yes please”. She gently massaged my thighs and positioned my legs wide on the table a little like a frog and started swirling her hands all around my balls and shaft slowly. Reaching under my hip she massaged my balls, taint and butt crack while gently stroking my shaft. Holy fucking shit I was on cloud nine. All the time checking in with sweet questions “you like?” and “feel good?”. No fake moaning, no ‘oooh yes daddy’ bullshit, just quietly demonstrating how a skilled master handles a man.

After a few minutes of amazing teasing I was hard as a rock and at risk of popping. I don’t usually get hard being teased lying on my stomach, but this was something else. This was the voodoo magic shit. She told me to flip over and made me comfortable on my back. While gently stroking my cock with one hand she asked what else I wanted to do, making motions with her other hand for HJ, BJ or “everything” as she put it. Like I said before I don’t do FS at AMPs (even if I had wanted to today, I didn’t bring enough money anyway…) so I asked for BJ. She said that would be $140 but I only brought $100 for tip. She agreed and politely suggested I bring a bigger tip next time and that I won’t be disappointed. She said “ok I use my tongue…be right back” and left the room for a moment.

I figured she was going to get a cover or something. She came back in a moment later and stripped off her dress and underwear to expose her curvy middle aged body with beautiful perky c-cups and neatly trimmed kitty. She then told me to flip back over on my stomach while she climbed up on the end of the table by my feet. I was a little confused but flipped over anyway and before I knew what was happening she scooped my hips up from behind into a semi-doggy position, dove her tongue into my ass crack and started rimming me while milking my shaft with her hands. What the?? Is she?? OMFG!! I was light headed and drunk with euphoria. Yumi was making a meal out of my ass while skillfully trying to milk my snake. I couldn’t fucking believe what was happening. I’m my 40s and consider myself to be an experienced lover, but this was a first for me. I let Yumi work on my rear for a few minutes until I felt that I was about to pop…but I didn’t want it to be over yet so I asked if we could flip over and keep going. On my back Yumi continued enthusiastically stroking my cock while allowing me to feel her beautiful tits and finger her kitty. A minute later I exploded like a creamy volcano and she painted my chest with jizz. She seemed impressed with my load and asked if I had been saving my cum…I had not, and told her it was all because of her skills.

She cleaned me up with some wipes and a hot towel, and with 10 minutes still remaining on my hour, she continued to massage me nude until my time was up. Un-fucking real. This was an experience unlike anything else I have had in the past three years visiting AMPs. Yumi made me a “VIP” card and said I should come back and see her that it only gets better the more I visit…I can’t wait to find out. She spoke good English, and was very sweet and easy to talk to. She told me that they are very selective with who gets the VIP treatment, and that she does not offer extras to anyone who is rude, or smells bad or doesn’t have good hygiene, and that they routinely turn people away. This place is special, not like any other AMP that I have been to…hidden in plain sight on a street with so many other AMPs that look like cheap used car dealerships outside, this place is a diamond in the rough- an oasis in a desert of high-volume low-quality AMPs. Yumi has set the bar impossibly high, and I don’t know if I’ll ever be satisfied anywhere else after this experience. ****___

  • @donglemonger
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    26 months ago

    Damn, that sounds incredible! I totally understand if you prefer not to share, but was this on hwy 99 in Everett by any chance? Not sure how DMs work on lemmy, but if you wouldn’t mind, I’d be interested to know the location.

      • @donglemonger
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        16 months ago

        Tysm! I’m down that way occasionally, so I may have to see if I can find this place.

        • @someguyontheinternetOP
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          36 months ago

          HMU when you come to town and I’ll point you in the right direction.