• ivanafterall
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    1108 months ago

    If he didn’t like it, he wouldn’t have invented getting railed in a sundress.

    • @[email protected]
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      8 months ago

      « I form the light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create disaster; I rail and get railed in a sundress; I, the LORD, do all these things. »

      • Isaiah 45:7, probably
      • @RamblingPanda
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        158 months ago

        Welcome back to heaven, Jesus!

        Man, that was fun. Next time I’m going as a girl in a sundress!

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          28 months ago

          Second coming, to-do list: get nailed between two dudes.

          “I am gonna be a lot more specific, for the third coming. And ideally the fourth and fifth.”