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Are you really reading this shit?
They’re ABSOLUTELY moving the goalposts. It’s all these New York motherfuckers talking about “well, you guise don’t actually spend any time outside of the air conditioning.”
The non-goalpost-moving response would just be to say “yep. NYC is not hotter than the South.” And just leave it at that. But nobody can fucking do that, because New Yorkers have a fucking complex about their city NEEDING to be the biggest, the bestest, the mostest at EVERYTHING.