Describing Bilbo “Motherfucking” Baggins, who set out on a very long journey with the express intention of burglaring a dragon, succeeded in that mission, had a casual chat with the, may I reiterate, DRAGON, along the way, walked away alive, and then played a direct role in murdering said dragon, as a “dragon attack survivor” is an interesting choice.
Describing Bilbo “Motherfucking” Baggins, who set out on a very long journey with the express intention of burglaring a dragon, succeeded in that mission, had a casual chat with the, may I reiterate, DRAGON, along the way, walked away alive, and then played a direct role in murdering said dragon, as a “dragon attack survivor” is an interesting choice.
Ya, nice revisionist history there.
He was in the dragon’s home at the time of the attack. And he was invisible! Why does nobody believe me?! I’m not crazy!
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Bad bot.
I’m sick of the hobbit courage erasure!
Burgling is the gerund of “to burgle”. Tolkien would be ashamed of burglaring.