This issue really evokes my emotions, because of how much I love sports. I think sports are a vitally important part of the human experience. I guess dance is, too, but we’re not talking about dance, in and of itself.
Dance isn’t a sport. Period. Ever. Nobody can change my mind about this. Dance is potentially expressive, beautiful, socially useful, entertaining, etc. But it IS NOT A FUCKING SPORT.
Only sports should be in the goddamned Olympics, and shoving non-sports into the mix is shameful and disgusting. It’s a wad of spit in the face of every great athlete who has ever taken the field. It’s a disgrace to the Ancient Greek tradition that the Olympics are attempting to continue.
I don’t give a fuck that there are already competitions for breakdancing. Or ballroom dancing. People can hold competitions for whatever they want. I actually think competitions shouldn’t be held for entirely subjective and artistic activities, but people can do whatever the fuck they want.
But not in the fucking Olympics. This shit makes me sick.
And before you start pointing out the other subjective, judged events that are already in the Olympics: THEY SHOULD ALL BE REMOVED, TOO. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. NONE OF THEM BELONG.
No more gymnastics (rhythmic or otherwise). No more figure skating and ice dancing. No more skateboarding. No more surfing. No more synchronized swimming. No more freestyle skiing. No more diving. No more BMX. No more ANYTHING that requires judging.
You might browbeat me into admitting that some of those subjectively judged activities are sports, but you will never convince me that they belong in the Olympics.
Olympic sports should be restricted to those which are determined by means of a clock, a measuring tape, the accumulation of OBJECTIVELY scored points, or a physical beating.
Even some of those should be on the chopping block. Some of the points-scoring events are too subjective. If a sport relies too much on fallible human judging, it should be excluded.
The vast majority of the events should be arbitrated only by the cold, merciless, absolute judgment of the clock or the measuring tape. Therein lies the truest purity of sport.
Honestly, the best thing to do would be to reset everything to the REAL tradition of the Olympics. Almost nothing, other than running, jumping, and fighting. With an absolute minimum of rules to get in the way, and all the athletes competing in the nude. Just sandals on their feet. No space-age materials to help anyone. Nothing for anyone to hide. Just human muscle and determination, on display at the greatest possible level.
But it’s all a forlorn dream. Instead, we have to have our stomachs turned, as a bunch of revolting little shitheads wobble and headspin.
The ancient Olympians are going to be spinning in their fucking graves.
EDIT: YES, I AM AWARE THAT THE FIRST COUPLE MODERN OLYMPICS FEATURED NON-SPORT ACTIVITIES, LIKE SCULPTURE AND PAINTING. THAT DOESN’T CHANGE MY VIEW. INCLUDING ART IN THE MODERN OLYMPICS WAS A RIDICULOUS MISTAKE. JUST BECAUSE IT WAS DONE BEFORE DOESN’T MEAN IT SHOULD BE DONE NOW.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
You’re insisting that I’m just mad at breakdancing, because I’m on some kind of racist shit? If that’s what you believe, come right out and say it, like an adult.
Really think about the other sports I want out, on the basis that they’re subjective. They are ALL THE WHITEST FUCKING SHIT THAT ANYONE HAS EVER DONE, IN THE WHOLE FUCKED-UP HISTORY OF WHITENESS.
The only way you could get something whiter into the Olympics than Figure Skating would be if you included Olympic Gentrification.
If you think my opinions are motivated by some kind of anti-urban, pro-white shit, why would I want all of this peak-level white shit removed, huh?
I mean, to put a real fine point on it, if we stripped the events back just the ones I want, it would be a majority Black medal harvest, every Olympiad.
The events I think should be included are absolutely dominated by people of color. That’s just how it is. So, again, if I was a racist dipshit, I would be engaging in a very stupid line of argument, here.
Wow…
But man what an entertaining post this is! Please keep up the energy OP!
And? What’s that “wow” about?
Please explain.
I just loved your “I’m not racist, but if I was I’d say this” rant. Seemed worthy of a ‘wow’.
Also have you ever bothered to look up the definition of the word ‘sports’?
Cool.
I thought maybe you were one of those people who’s still on that outdated “colorblind” model of anti-racism. Like, you think we’re not supposed to notice people’s race, under any circumstances. And therefore, you were like “OMG, HE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO MENTION THE FACT THAT BLACK PEOPLE WIN A LOT OF RUNNING MEDALS!!!”
Yeah, and it’s not weird at all that you keep droning on about it. Definitely totally normal, not race obsessed behavior ;)
Also have you ever bothered to look up the definition of the word ‘sports’?
I wasn’t the one who brought up anything about race, because it genuinely didn’t have any bearing on the topic, originally.
But that other person snidely accused me of only wanting breakdancing out of the Olympics because of racism. And that offended me. And I don’t think that should surprise anyone.
Yeah, watching you turn that molehill into a mountain has been a fun sideshow to your hilarious misunderstanding of the word ‘sports’.
Whatever. I was insulted and I didn’t have to like it.
Also, note that you’re just arguing with yourself, when you talk about me misunderstanding the word “sports.” This isn’t about dictionary definitions. It never was. You’re just pulling that out of completely thin air.
I am defining my own terms, relating to which sports are the most pure. I’m not subject to anybody else’s definition. You can’t “get me” by offering someone else’s dictionary definition, or anyone else’s opinion, or any precedent.
These are my opinions. If you find logical contradictions in them, I’d be happy to discuss them. I might even admit that I’m wrong about those parts of my arguments, and that I might have to adjust my own worldview, in light of my own unjustifiable fallacies.
But don’t think that you’re rhetorically “owning” me, because you think you’ve got a definition of “sports” that I am not adhering to, in this conversation. That’s not how any of this works.