• Flying Squid
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    47 months ago

    If cats could read and open doors, they would collectively go to Finland to push it over with a huge mass of pure cat power.

    • @[email protected]
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      27 months ago

      With some levers, definitely doable. With just paws? Eh.

      Also, cats can definitely open doors. Not all cats, but I know a few.

      • Flying Squid
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        17 months ago

        I’m talking doors to the outside so they can escape to Finland to knock the rock over.

        • @[email protected]
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          17 months ago

          I get that’s what you meant, but technically the way it was worded…

          And the cats I know are cats who frequently roam outdoors and are Finnish. Perhaps they’ve just not seen this post, as outside cats rarely doomscroll.

          • Flying Squid
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            17 months ago

            Indeed they don’t doomscroll much. See my first point, re the fact that cats can’t read.

            • @[email protected]
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              27 months ago

              Being literate isn’t a requirement for scrolling though, although I do hesitate on how much “doom” applies to things like this.

              But that’s clearly an indoors house-cat, so my hypothesis that outside cats doomscroll less is still valid.