• @[email protected]
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    129 months ago

    How do I get one of those jobs as a WFH employee in the United States? I’ll gladly accept my shame.

    • @[email protected]
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      79 months ago

      Oh I’m so ashamed. Whatever will I do. Please don’t pay me MORE money that would make the shame even greater!

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      59 months ago

      It only works for cultures where individuals have to sepukku if they bring shame on family.

      In the USA, bringing shame upon family is considered a rite of passage so it doesn’t quite have the same effect

      • @[email protected]
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        39 months ago

        Heh. I already am that, but I do have to work. It’s not as hard as when I was digging ditches for a living, but it’s definitely still work. Sometimes it’s slow, sometimes there’s a million things to do.

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          29 months ago

          I’ll be honest, I don’t know if I have to work. I do, because I like the work and I like the company I work for a lot, but I’m fairly confident that I could just show up to meetings twice a week and fudge paperwork for quite a while before anyone caught on that I’m just a hole they’re dumping money into.