• @ChillDude69
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    2 months ago

    Related topic: when are the rideshare and food delivery app people going to realize they could make a bunch of sex work money, too?

    The second they realize how much money that shit would make, they’d lobby congress to legalize prostitution, so fucking fast.

    Name ideas include:

    bUber

    GropeHub

    WhoreDash

    bUber Black

    InstaThot

    EDIT: if you want to go to them, rather than them coming to you… AirTnA and Vgno

    That last one is a little stretched. Vrbo to Vgno. But I guess a little stretching is appropriate.

    EDIT 2: Also, Hooking.com <— Don’t go to that domain. I don’t know what it is.

      • @ChillDude69
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        142 months ago

        Oh, I’m well aware that this would be like pouring gasoline and AIDS blood on a port-a-potty fire.

        But since we’re sliding into a full dystopia anyway, I’m not going to worry if my gallows humor is 100 percent politically correct.

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      32 months ago

      Wasn’t “Boober Eats” the name of some strip club’s food delivery service during the pandemic? Seemed like a decent idea as long as the dancers/delivery drivers were valued and treated fairly.

      • @ChillDude69
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        22 months ago

        No shit? I guess I came up with that shit independently.

        But yeah, I agree. It does seem like something that COULD be clawed back from the clutches of dystopian horror, if it was managed correctly. But that’s sadly unlikely. :(