• @ChillDude69
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    36 months ago

    WHAT IN SHAWN LEE’S WORLD OF FUNK WOULD MAKE ANYBODY THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA???

    I’m flabbergasted, over here. I mean, holy hell, it would be far less stupid to just take the best ever pic you ever took of your dong and alter the meta-data, so it looks like it was taken ten minutes ago.

    Not that anyone would ever check the goddamned meta-data on a dick pic. Well, maybe the FBI.

    • Ahornygirl
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      26 months ago

      I have no idea! 😂 I have an account elsewhere and that’s where I’ve gotten them. There’s literally nothing attractive about it. It’s just icky haha

      • @ChillDude69
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        6 months ago

        I guess it still might be someone’s fetish. Some kind of blumpkin afficionado, or whatever.

        I always figured the idea for the whole blumpkin concept must have been proposed by the blower, rather than the blowee. NOBODY has the balls to SUGGEST that shit. Like, “hey babe, I’ve got a wild idea…I’m about to go take a shit. You wanna suck me off while I’m doing it?”

        If you’re willing to say that, you’ve got problems even taking a shit, because you can’t sit on a toilet with balls the size of watermelons.

        • Ahornygirl
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          36 months ago

          I can’t even imagine that scenario, my brain just won’t process it 😂

          • @ChillDude69
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            26 months ago

            Seriously. I mean, how rushed for time were the people who invented that shit?

            Honestly, it’s the perfect example of almost all multi-tasking being a lie you tell yourself. Most of the time, doing two things at once just means you’re doing them both really badly.

            • Ahornygirl
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              36 months ago

              I don’t think they were rushed for time, just had weird boundary for what everyone else thinks is gross 😂

              • @ChillDude69
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                6 months ago

                Yep. Kinda the sexual equivalent of getting a huge, mind-bogglingly ugly tattoo on your whole face. Almost 100 percent of the people who do it are only doing it because of how transgressive and “out there” it is.

                And I mean, there’s so many ways to be sexually adventurous, without just being revolting. For example, I knew a girl back in the day who deliberately put her buttplug in, whenever she knew she would be riding on the back of her FWB’s motorcycle. She was like “two words: railroad tracks.”

                I mean, that’s just hilarious. Sometimes, I just find myself thinking about that shit, because of how wacky it was. And she was just an awesome girl, in general.

                • Ahornygirl
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                  36 months ago

                  They are fun to wear around! Especially if you let your partner know just before you head out for the day/evening 😉

                  • @ChillDude69
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                    26 months ago

                    So I’ve heard. :)

                    I wonder how many people I’ve walked past, just in normal life, who had one inserted. It’s probably a lot of people that you’d NEVER suspect. Especially since it has become so incredibly easy to order stuff online.