Flying Squid to [email protected]English • 2 months agoCatholic 'media ministry' defrocks AWOL AI priest after it told faithful you can baptise babies in Gatorade and that, sure, it can totally perform your weddingwww.pcgamer.commessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1406
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minus-squareDeconceptualistlinkfedilinkEnglish11•2 months ago is there actually any rule against using gatorade for a baptism? It’s better, cuz it’s got electrolytes. Does it even have to be liquid water? So like, ice X at 60 gigapascals and -120 °C?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•2 months ago It’s better, cuz it’s got electrolytes. It’s what souls crave! So like, ice X at 60 gigapascals and -120 °C? What’s the worse that could happen?
minus-square@[email protected]cakelinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months ago What’s the worse that could happen? Freezer burn yo baby
It’s better, cuz it’s got electrolytes.
So like, ice X at 60 gigapascals and -120 °C?
It’s what souls crave!
What’s the worse that could happen?
Freezer burn yo baby