alphacyberranger to Programmer [email protected]English • 7 months agoI just love painsh.itjust.worksmessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1504
arrow-up1504imageI just love painsh.itjust.worksalphacyberranger to Programmer [email protected]English • 7 months agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•7 months agoOr – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink48•7 months agoOr - just a thought - don’t deploy on fridays.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink32•7 months agoIf you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won’t break, I have a bridge to sell you.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink29•7 months agoOh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•7 months agoReasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•7 months agoIf you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink11•7 months agoI just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.
Or – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
Or - just a thought - don’t deploy on fridays.
Sounds reasonable.
If you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won’t break, I have a bridge to sell you.
Oh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
Found the project manager.
Reasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
If you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
I just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.
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Lmao, so you’re not a programmer, are you?