Those poor anacondas didn’t want none. Oh, and if you’re smuggling snakes, maybe leave the machete at home?

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    Transportation Security Administration agents caught the unidentified man with a small bag in his pants with the small reptiles in it.

    The bag was hidden in the passenger’s clothing, officials said.

    The post included a photo of two small snakes that were found in what appeared to be a sunglasses bag, the AP reported.

    The snakes were turned over to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

    At the end of the week, TSA officers at JFK found a long machete from a man going through security.

    Lesson learned: Don’t bring a machete to an airport checkpoint," the TSA spokesperson said in a social media post.


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