Man stopped at Miami International Airport with snakes in his pants
www.cbsnews.com
Officials at Miami International Airport say a man was trying to board a flight with snakes in his pants.

Those poor anacondas didn’t want none. Oh, and if you’re smuggling snakes, maybe leave the machete at home?

  • @WorxEnglish
    2•5 months ago

    “Hey baby, I’ve got a snake in my pants just for you. Ouch ouch it bit me fuck you snake! Ouch! … No I’m not trying to flirt with you, there’s literally a snake please help me”