• @[email protected]
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    1552 months ago

    Gotta love my fellow millennials - battered old souls that only the offer of getting murdered gets us properly motivated.

    • @[email protected]
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      572 months ago

      Most of us see that as a perk. “Wait, I can die right now, painlessly? Like totally painless? Where do I sign up?”

      • pachrist
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        662 months ago

        I mean, if the choice is instant, painless death or decade after decade of your parents asking why you don’t own a house, I guess death is fine?

      • @[email protected]
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        82 months ago

        I mean, I dont care abut pain as much as time - like I would settle for something interesting, like getting sucked off to death … into a jet engine at max speed.