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    Well capitalism is like getting a blow job, it’s something that makes you feel good. Communism is more like sucking dick, like something no one wants to do. Yeah, pretty sure I got this figured out.

    Edit - this is political memes and we’re all very serious

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      Communism is more like sucking dick, like something no one wants to do.

      Speak for yourself. Plenty of people actually enjoy foreplay, you know.

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      sucking dick, like something no one wants to do

      When you assume everyone else’s dick is as fugly as your own

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      If you like kissing, there’s something similar about giving a blowjob. The lips are an erogenous zone and it’s kind of the same soft sensation.

      But if you insist on your comparison, capitalism is like forced deep-throating: cumming by making someone else vomit.