Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

Please keep this handy for when Seymour starts coming after parents who feed their kids Quinoa and hummus charging them with child abuse.

Remember folks. Only feed your kids high carb, high fat, fried, nutritionally empty foods.

Also of course no vegetables of any sort.

  • @[email protected]
    3•2 months ago

    Chickpeas = WOKE

    Chips, hot = NOT WOKE

    This for some reason makes sense to me. Not like, logically. Just like… I can see why someone would say that.