Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

Please keep this handy for when Seymour starts coming after parents who feed their kids Quinoa and hummus charging them with child abuse.

Remember folks. Only feed your kids high carb, high fat, fried, nutritionally empty foods.

Also of course no vegetables of any sort.

  • @[email protected]English
    5•7 months ago

    But I fed my kids red quinoa on Monday, and last night we had manuka smoked garlic hummus on our harissa lamb.

    I now will submit to the government reeducation camp, I am clearly a degenerate and need to be “corrected”.