Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetEnglish
    3•7 months ago
    • Not Woke Movie villains: While not a common trope, some movie villains may be depicted drinking milk in a sinister or unsettling manner, contrasting the innocence associated with milk.

    That happened one time!

    • @[email protected]English
      4•7 months ago

      You paint a whole house, and nobody calls you a painter. But you drink one glass of milk…

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetEnglish
        2•7 months ago

        Okay, two times! I haven’t seen No Country for Old Men yet. It’s on my list, but it keeps getting bumped for more lighthearted stuff.

        • @[email protected]English
          2•7 months ago

          You can get a milk marathon going, continue to Inglorious Basterds, V for Vendetta, Get Out, Alien, Leon (kinda) and The Boys series