Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

  • @[email protected]English
    30•7 months ago

    Curry is woke! Finally someone said it!

    … it’s because it’s foreign and makes my mouth feel burning. I don’t like it. I’m glad someone is finally standing up to this woke nonsense invading our culture!

    …holy shit, I was pretending but are these guys just afraid of being colonized? It’s like a projection of a fear of being on the other side of the historical fence, a subconscious history they can’t acknowledge so it comes out as a fear of foriegn things they don’t understand being in control of their “new world”

      • @[email protected]English
        2•6 months ago

        Yes! Or that stuff from 80s movies… That they had at the end of long business meetings: Chinese take out!

        So much better than foriegn foods like German Hamburgers or French fries.

        Nah: Real American food like freedom fries!