• @[email protected]
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    256 months ago

    If you do pick up the phone, tell them you already started drinking alcohol, so you can’t come in. But best is to not pick up at all.

    • @[email protected]
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      96 months ago

      bro it’s just one modal on the website bro please just one more calendar integration bro promise just this one more fix to the email subject lines and you can go back to your vacation honest

      —my boss

      • partial_accumen
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        36 months ago

        “Whatever you did broke prod. Please join this P1 call for the duration of the weekend”

        – your boss 30 minutes from now.

    • @RamblingPanda
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      66 months ago

      That’s why you should always store some emergency booze next to your phone.