oleorunM to Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish • 6 months agoIndiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwicheswww.wishtv.commessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up135file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•6 months agoDoctrine radical, structure neutral. “A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•6 months agoSo a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•6 months agoYes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-26 months agoAlso worth noting that under this rationale: Cannibals see people as food You are a people, and therefore food (terms and conditions apply) When you eat bread, it is in contact with you When you eat a sandwich, you become a sandwich
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•6 months agoYour username doesn’t really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•6 months agoIs a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•6 months agoStructure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread. E.g. A baguette is a sandwich
minus-squareStepos VenznylinkfedilinkEnglish2•6 months agoSo my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•edit-26 months agoThe judge didn’t stutter. According to Indiana, yes.
Doctrine radical, structure neutral. “A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product”
Is cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?
Yes, next question
So a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
Yes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
Gawd, that sounds good right now…
Also worth noting that under this rationale:
Your username doesn’t really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
Is a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?
Structure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread.
E.g. A baguette is a sandwich
So my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
The judge didn’t stutter. According to Indiana, yes.