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      46 months ago

      Not that Florida’s smart enough to limit Amber Alerts to relevant portions of the state. I’m down in the dick-tip. I’ve been rudely awoken by blaring alarms about a kidnapping up in the grundle.

      I hope they send those alerts to people in Nashville, because they’re all closer to Tallahassee than I am.