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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•6 months agoProfessor Arthur: Good news, everyone! We’re going on a quest to find the Holy Grail. Sir Robender: I’m not going. Bite my shiny metal armor. Sir Leelancelot: Please! I saw the Grail from outside! Show it to me! Branniganthrax: Oh, I’ll show it to you. How would you like some… [Steps closer] peril? Leelancelot and Kifalahad: Ugh. Hermes the Bridge Guardian: The bureaucracy requires me to ask you these questions three, ere the other side you see. Sir Fry-celot: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I am not afraid. Hermes: What…is your name? Fry: Sir Fry-celot the Stupid. Hermes: What…is your quest? Fry: I dunno, something about a cup? I wasn’t listening. Hermes: [sighs] What…is your favorite color? Fry: Purple-orange. Hermes: Good enough. Go ahead. Robender: What?! THAT’S EASY! Zoidbergé: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Mmmm, elderberries. Professor Arthur: Ugh. Uh, well, tell your Lord… Zoidbergé: Now go away or I will taunt you a second time! Woo-woo-woo-woo! Fry-thur: One…two…five! Leelancelot: Three, Fry. Fry-thur: What? [Explosion] Fry-thur: Whoa, that’s cool. What’s your name? Enchantress: There are some who call me…Amy? Fry-thur: Dope. Amy: I know, right? Narrator: Right then, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. Matt Groenig (live action): I’ll never die.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•6 months agoGlad you enjoyed it! It was fun to write. And it definitely got away from me.
Professor Arthur: Good news, everyone! We’re going on a quest to find the Holy Grail.
Sir Robender: I’m not going. Bite my shiny metal armor.
Sir Leelancelot: Please! I saw the Grail from outside! Show it to me!
Branniganthrax: Oh, I’ll show it to you. How would you like some… [Steps closer] peril?
Leelancelot and Kifalahad: Ugh.
Hermes the Bridge Guardian: The bureaucracy requires me to ask you these questions three, ere the other side you see.
Sir Fry-celot: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I am not afraid.
Hermes: What…is your name?
Fry: Sir Fry-celot the Stupid.
Hermes: What…is your quest?
Fry: I dunno, something about a cup? I wasn’t listening.
Hermes: [sighs] What…is your favorite color?
Fry: Purple-orange.
Hermes: Good enough. Go ahead.
Robender: What?! THAT’S EASY!
Zoidbergé: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Mmmm, elderberries.
Professor Arthur: Ugh. Uh, well, tell your Lord…
Zoidbergé: Now go away or I will taunt you a second time! Woo-woo-woo-woo!
Fry-thur: One…two…five!
Leelancelot: Three, Fry.
Fry-thur: What?
[Explosion]
Fry-thur: Whoa, that’s cool. What’s your name?
Enchantress: There are some who call me…Amy?
Fry-thur: Dope.
Amy: I know, right?
Narrator: Right then, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.
Matt Groenig (live action): I’ll never die.
I just watched this in my head. Thank you.
Glad you enjoyed it! It was fun to write. And it definitely got away from me.