Back in the 90s, Jeff Bezos went on record as hoping his employees would wake up on the wrong side of the bed—for the greater good, or for the customer at the very least.

Edit: Courtesy of @[email protected] :

Here’s the archived version to bypass the paywall:

https://archive.is/Uh2yl

  • Boozilla
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    191 month ago

    May he launch himself into orbit and never come back.

    • @[email protected]
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      71 month ago

      Do you think we could put him and Elon Musk and all the other billionaire assholes on the B ark and send them to Mars?

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      1 month ago

      “And so, after the Great Factory Atrocity committed against the workers by the Billionaire Grey Shirt Army, all Grey Shirts were forced to flee to their luxury orbitals. Thus the curse ‘may he launch himself into orbit and never come back’ entered the common vernacular, often accompanied by the ceremonial breaking of an orbital landing beacon, many of which had been found in a large cache of Grey Shirt supplies buried on Oahu.”

      From Chronicle of the Times Before the Great Bankruptcy Wars of 2055