Flying SquidM to Lemmy [email protected] • 7 months agoThis is not a record to be proud of.lemmy.worldmessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up1625
arrow-up1625imageThis is not a record to be proud of.lemmy.worldFlying SquidM to Lemmy [email protected] • 7 months agomessage-square83fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink20•7 months agoYou know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•7 months agoAdult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•7 months agoIts odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•7 months agoI like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•7 months agoI think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol
You know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
I think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol