I only ever buy one noodle per shopping trip, but it’s always a football field long. I get 100 of my friends to help me get it home, and if anyone fucks up and breaks it in the middle, I make them watch me eat fried rice with a fork or drink tea steeped in the microwave or put ketchup on a filet mignon, whatever bothers them the most.
I only ever buy one noodle per shopping trip, but it’s always a football field long. I get 100 of my friends to help me get it home, and if anyone fucks up and breaks it in the middle, I make them watch me eat fried rice with a fork or drink tea steeped in the microwave or put ketchup on a filet mignon, whatever bothers them the most.
That’s cruel atleast serve them a bowl of your finest spicy soup, let them use spaghetti chopsticks they’ve now rendered useless