• @[email protected]
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    66 months ago

    I only ever buy one noodle per shopping trip, but it’s always a football field long. I get 100 of my friends to help me get it home, and if anyone fucks up and breaks it in the middle, I make them watch me eat fried rice with a fork or drink tea steeped in the microwave or put ketchup on a filet mignon, whatever bothers them the most.

    • @And009
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      26 months ago

      That’s cruel atleast serve them a bowl of your finest spicy soup, let them use spaghetti chopsticks they’ve now rendered useless