• @[email protected]
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      187 months ago

      The only thing that works is abstinence. It’s like handling a gun. Don’t put your dick in something that you can impregnate unless you’re ready for kids.

      Disclaimer: This comment is not meant to be taken seriously. Even though it’s true.

        • @[email protected]
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          37 months ago

          Keep trying! You’ll get his ass gregnant one day if you try hard enough!

          or girl’s ass, I’m not sure which kinda gay you are!

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        7 months ago

        I know it puts me at odds with probably every sex ed curriculum, but I don’t think abstinence counts as birth control because it’s not coitus that risks pregnancy. It’s like saying ice skating is birth control.

    • Neato
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      97 months ago

      Condom. You can see that it’s there. Closest you can get.

      • @[email protected]
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        87 months ago

        It is pretty easy to tamper with a condom in invisible ways, from poking holes or letting it expire, to stealthing. Hell, you can even cook the condom at low heat for a while in its package and you will cause significant structural damage to it, without even bruising most packaging.

        Even a freshly bought condom and a little sleight of hand can go a long way into tampering. No birth control is trust free.

      • CrimeDad
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        27 months ago

        The other party still has to trust that you actually got it and all the rest of the sperm have passed.

          • CrimeDad
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            47 months ago

            Would have to add some cryptography to that certificate to make it trustless.