Heard a guy respond to another guy calling him a motherfucker with ‘yeah, but your mom didn’t complain much’, so it got me thinking. What are your best comebacks for the common insults you hear from time to time?

    • mynachmadarch
      10•6 months ago

      It lands best if you order a Cosmo or something equally “girly” coloured right before.

          • @[email protected]
            5•6 months ago

            Lassie, in response to the bestiality rumors circulating about you, I have decided to forgo calling you by the usual girl’s name, and instead I am going to refer to you as whatever famous dog I can think of. I have gone with Lassie because of course it satisfies the criteria of being both a girl’s and a dog’s name, thus helping you to ease into the transition

        • mynachmadarch
          2•6 months ago

          Oh man, I haven’t had one of those in a hot minute. Guess I know what I’m sipping during the HCS grand finals on Sunday.

        • mynachmadarch
          3•6 months ago

          All the raspberry beers I’ve had are regular beer coloured honestly, but Rose absolutely gives the right effect.

      • @[email protected]English
        5•6 months ago

        For girl colored drinks, a Pink Lady is an incredible cocktail for all genders to enjoy, and one I’d recommend if your bartender can actually make it. Best when a bar makes their own grenadine, too.