• @[email protected]
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    1127 months ago

    I’ll remember this if I ever find myself in the position to cheat on my pregnant wife with a pornstar and then run for president.

    • @[email protected]
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      137 months ago

      I’m afraid you’re already behind the curve if you weren’t born to an obscenely wealthy father.

    • Jolteon
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      127 months ago

      No, I think he means that even if you don’t run for president, it might affect you if you’ve cheated on your pregnant wife with a pornstar.

      • @[email protected]
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        167 months ago

        That alone sadly is not even the issue. Only when stealing from the government comes in, you can expect to actually get prosecuted.

        Trying to pawn off the expenses on your company balance and committing tax fraud, then paying off people to not tell about your tax fraud, that’s what gets you.