It’s always some form of deception.

Just be fucking real.

I’ve had excellent vegan food and no one ever tried to trick me into it.

That’s a good way to lose friends.

What? Salads at the BBQ are important and kick ass. Salads of fresh, ripe tomato and herbaceous basil with a touch of oil and vinegar, smashed cucumbers with chili powder and black vinegar, watermelon and mint salads, potato salad with a good mustard and dill…

They ain’t the mains at the meal, but they serve a critical function of rounding out the meals and brightening up the plate and palate. Plus they’re packed with vitamins so they help you drink longer in the sun without a nasty hangover the next day.

Deception is definitely the best way to do things. Don’t want to actually let people know what they’re eating of course.