• @[email protected]
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      4826 days ago

      What, you mean this bag of 80k that somebody dropped at my door? No idea where it came from

    • IninewCrow
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      Or just take the money and still prosecute and never mention the money.

      Someone handed out $120,000? wow, I hope they find that money

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        525 days ago

        The kinds of people that hand you $120,000 in exchange for criminal behavior aren’t the kinds of people to just shrug their shoulders and be okay with you stealing it.

    • @[email protected]
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      Take it, gaslight yourself that it doesn’t exist, finish the trial, buy a weeks worth of groceries

      • @[email protected]
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        I don’t think shopping at Whole Foods would be a good use of that money. The asparagus water just isn’t worth it, you can make it at home.

      • @[email protected]
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        225 days ago

        If I was the juror in a case of this scale, with all of the political people involved, I would be scared shitless that it was a setup by cops or some other party. I would assume I had been videoed taking the money and would run immediately to hand over every penny.

    • @[email protected]
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      225 days ago

      I figure that once you admit to someone trying to bribe you, that someone’s finances will probably be investigated, and if it seems like they really gave you bunch more and you lied about the amount, that’s potential trouble for you.

      • @[email protected]
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        125 days ago

        You lied or the guy giving you the money took his percentage.

        Who are you more likely to believe? The one reporting the crime or the one that committed it?

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        125 days ago

        They’re convicted felons for the crime of fraud. Of course they’re going to try to commit more fraud about how much money they offered you.