• Diplomjodler
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    186 months ago

    I’m just picturing the morons lining up to be bitten by him. That would be such an ironic twist of history.

    • @[email protected]
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      156 months ago

      I want to see this variation of a zombie movie.

      Patient zero is a prominent politician.

      His handlers continue to puppet him, because they already spent so much on his campaign.

      Followers literally line up to be bitten and infected.

    • @[email protected]
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      136 months ago

      “Real men have rabbies”

      “It’s time we elected a rabid President”

      On the bright side, it would be a problem that would eventually fix itself.

    • @[email protected]
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      86 months ago

      Rabies is a hoax, just a mild flu, and also a bioweapon personally engineered by Dr. Fauci to force a global reset of the economy. (But giving trillions to corporates that just received three years of steep tax cuts is not bad because reasons.)