@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 19 days agoElon Musk Offered Horse To Flight Attendant In Exchange For Sex: Reportwww.ndtv.commessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up1433
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink42•19 days agoHe is a car salesman after all. The horse is free but if she wants the stable and upkeep payments to be covered, she’ll have to go for a longer deal
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•19 days ago“I’ll even give you free undercoating on your new horse if you let me do butt stuff too.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink23•19 days agoAnd that’s before you spring for shoes, armor, lance, all that shit.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•19 days agoAn advantage on the battlefield, but broken legs left and right
minus-squareQuokkalinkfedilink20•19 days agoHorse people is not the preferred nomenclature. Centaur, please.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•18 days agoOh yeah. Especially if you work as a flight attendant, so you’ll have to play someone else to care for it when you’re away.
Aren’t horses expensive as fuck to keep?
He is a car salesman after all. The horse is free but if she wants the stable and upkeep payments to be covered, she’ll have to go for a longer deal
“I’ll even give you free undercoating on your new horse if you let me do butt stuff too.”
And that’s before you spring for shoes, armor, lance, all that shit.
Spring shoes sound less useful on a horse.
An advantage on the battlefield, but broken legs left and right
Horse people don’t care
Horse people is not the preferred nomenclature. Centaur, please.
Oh yeah. Especially if you work as a flight attendant, so you’ll have to play someone else to care for it when you’re away.
How much could a banana cost?!?
And to get, apparently.