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    6 months ago

    I like to picture my Jesus as a desert hippie that people liked and told tall tales of in order to give people living in that harsh environment some hope and meaning.

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      I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk.

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      16 months ago

      And he has a beard you could have gotten lost in if it hadn’t been wrapped around a tree